Dear Bill,
I was dreaming we were waltzing together and you were so sexy and charming. Then in my dream I remembered I’d gained 5 pounds and was afraid you might not be interested in me after all. But I remembered you and Monica Lewinsky—that chubby girl, you know. So maybe you like chubby women after all. Is it true Bill? Is that why you strayed? Was Hillary too skinny? Do you prefer chubby women?
Love,
The woman of your dreams (well, my dreams anyway…)
P.S. I take no responsibility for what happens in my dreams
4 responses so far ↓
dinahmow // June 17, 2008 at 8:15 am
Watch out, Jana! Last night I saw Hilary on TV and she’s put on some weight, I think.
I wanted to ask you if you’d like to be in a sketchbook exchange, but was afraid I’d sound too forward. But it’s not too late if you’d like to join.
CathyG // June 17, 2008 at 10:08 am
This blog is so much fun Jana – how could Bill possibly resist a girl like you? Looking forward to his reply….
Andrea // June 17, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Jana, you are so sweet, this is hilarious:) I sit here all by myself and just laughed out loud. Oh my, I too think he’s charming:)
Love the illustration, (that must be you in Bill’s arms) and the position of your dancing feet!
Thanks so much for sharing your beautiful watercolours and sense of humour with us,
love
Andrea
PS I’ll put a link to your blogs on both my blogs
Cestandrea and Miss Doodle
Barbara // June 17, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Excellent, hilarious, fun. I love your new site, and I’ve added it to my feeds so I don’t miss anything.